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: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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: #Laughs NEWS ITEM.

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: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

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: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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: #Laughs One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies...

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: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

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: #Laughs How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know.

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: #Laughs This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

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: #Laughs The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

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: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

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: #Laughs 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

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: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

: #Laughs NEWS ITEM.

: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

: #Laughs One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies...

: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

: #Laughs How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know.

: #Laughs This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond.

: #Laughs Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

: #Laughs The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

: #Laughs 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

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