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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

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: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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: #Laughs There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times.

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: #Laughs Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here.

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: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

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: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

: #Laughs There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car.

: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times.

: #Laughs ...

: #Laughs Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here.

: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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