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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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: #Laughs The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed."Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told

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: #Laughs Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

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: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

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: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

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: #Laughs One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.

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: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together.

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: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes.

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: #Laughs Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Es

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

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: #Laughs Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

: #Laughs The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed."Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told

: #Laughs Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

: #Laughs One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.

: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

: #Laughs A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together.

: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes.

: #Laughs Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Es

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

: #Laughs Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car.

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