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: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

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: #Laughs Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

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: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

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: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

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: #Laughs |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.

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: #Laughs Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral.

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: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

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: #Laughs Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!

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: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

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: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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: #Laughs |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996.

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

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: #Laughs The was a farmer who raised watermelons.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.

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: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

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: #Laughs A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.""Well, could you get any higher than that?

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: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

: #Laughs Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

: #Laughs |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.

: #Laughs Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral.

: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

: #Laughs Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!

: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

: #Laughs |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996.

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

: #Laughs The was a farmer who raised watermelons.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.

: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

: #Laughs A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.""Well, could you get any higher than that?

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