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: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

: #Laughs After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget of 0,000 and after 2 years research decided the the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so t

: #Laughs A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry, Honey," said her mom.

: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong no
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