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: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

: #Laughs The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian."Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night.

: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

: #Laughs During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

: #Laughs There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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