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: #Laughs A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

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: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the zoo one day.

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: #Laughs What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

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: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

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: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

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: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

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: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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: #Laughs Twenty men die and go to heaven.

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: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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: #Laughs A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

: #Laughs What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the zoo one day.

: #Laughs What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: #Laughs Twenty men die and go to heaven.

: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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