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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop."Hey buddy, you must be having it rough.

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: #Laughs Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

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: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

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: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

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: #Laughs If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

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: #Laughs How to Diet Successfully by M.

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: #Laughs What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.

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: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

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: #Laughs Look at that bald man over there.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop."Hey buddy, you must be having it rough.

: #Laughs Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

: #Laughs If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

: #Laughs How to Diet Successfully by M.

: #Laughs What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.

: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

: #Laughs Look at that bald man over there.

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