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: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

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: #Laughs Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

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: #Laughs Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.

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: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

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: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

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: #Laughs What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

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: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

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: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

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: #Laughs Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

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: #Laughs Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of ever

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

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: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

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: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

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: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs |A man was recently flying to New York.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

: #Laughs Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

: #Laughs Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.

: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

: #Laughs What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

: #Laughs Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

: #Laughs Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of ever

: #Laughs Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs |A man was recently flying to New York.

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