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: #Laughs How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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: #Laughs Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !

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: #Laughs Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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: #Laughs |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!

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: #Laughs Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

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: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

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: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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: #Laughs A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "

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: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

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: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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: #Laughs How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

: #Laughs Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !

: #Laughs Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

: #Laughs |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!

: #Laughs Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

: #Laughs A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "

: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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