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: #Laughs Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

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: #Laughs A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th.

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: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

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: #Laughs What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

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: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

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: #Laughs John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.

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: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked

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: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !

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: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

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: #Laughs A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In".

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: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

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: #Laughs Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

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: #Laughs Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

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: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

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: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

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: #Laughs What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

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: #Laughs Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

: #Laughs A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th.

: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

: #Laughs What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

: #Laughs John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.

: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked

: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

: #Laughs A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In".

: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

: #Laughs Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

: #Laughs Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

: #Laughs What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

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