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: #Laughs A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

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: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

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: #Laughs A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

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: #Laughs A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked 0.00 each.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

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: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

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: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

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: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

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: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

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: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job.

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: #Laughs What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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: #Laughs A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

: #Laughs A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

: #Laughs A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked 0.00 each.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job.

: #Laughs What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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