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: #Laughs |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

: #Laughs While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom.

: #Laughs ...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? ...you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? ...there's a cop car in sight and

: #Laughs THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and l

: #Laughs There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.
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