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: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

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: #Laughs What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

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: #Laughs Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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: #Laughs The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the

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: #Laughs How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

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: #Laughs Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

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: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

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: #Laughs A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

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: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

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: #Laughs There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

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: #Laughs Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

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: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

: #Laughs Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

: #Laughs The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the

: #Laughs How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

: #Laughs Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

: #Laughs A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

: #Laughs There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.

: #Laughs |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

: #Laughs Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

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