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: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

: #Laughs A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." > Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" > She responds, "Yes." He says, "Then, I'd like to cal

: #Laughs As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!" and hung up."What was that all about?" wife asked."Awww, some

: #Laughs "How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident.

: #Laughs If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

: #Laughs |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

: #Laughs Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.
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