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: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

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: #Laughs One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip.

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: #Laughs My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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: #Laughs How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

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: #Laughs What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

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: #Laughs |O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

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: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

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: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

: #Laughs One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip.

: #Laughs My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

: #Laughs Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

: #Laughs How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

: #Laughs What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

: #Laughs |O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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