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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want.

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: #Laughs Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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: #Laughs |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents.

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: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

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: #Laughs Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir.

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: #Laughs Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

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: #Laughs The Judge said to the defendant.

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: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

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: #Laughs President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!

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: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st

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: #Laughs |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next.

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: #Laughs What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

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: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

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: #Laughs yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want.

: #Laughs Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

: #Laughs |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents.

: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

: #Laughs Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir.

: #Laughs Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

: #Laughs The Judge said to the defendant.

: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

: #Laughs President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!

: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st

: #Laughs |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next.

: #Laughs What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

: #Laughs yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

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