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: #Laughs What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

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: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

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: #Laughs What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

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: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

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: #Laughs One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party.

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: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

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: #Laughs A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip.

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: #Laughs There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua.

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: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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: #Laughs Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!

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: #Laughs "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -- Former U.S.

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: #Laughs Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.

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: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

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: #Laughs The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags.

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: #Laughs What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

: #Laughs What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

: #Laughs One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party.

: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

: #Laughs Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

: #Laughs A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip.

: #Laughs There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua.

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

: #Laughs Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!

: #Laughs "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -- Former U.S.

: #Laughs Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.

: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

: #Laughs The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags.

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