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: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

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: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

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: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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: #Laughs yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine.

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: #Laughs English.....

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: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

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: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.

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: #Laughs What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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: #Laughs What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

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: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

: #Laughs yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine.

: #Laughs English.....

: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.

: #Laughs What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

: #Laughs What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

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