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: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences

: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
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