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: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

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: #Laughs The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl.

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: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

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: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

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: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

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: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

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: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

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: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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: #Laughs Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.

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: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

: #Laughs The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl.

: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

: #Laughs Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.

: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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