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: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

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: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

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: #Laughs |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon.

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: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

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: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

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: #Laughs When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife." That'

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: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

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: #Laughs Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each

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: #Laughs Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

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: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

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: #Laughs An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short time he received the following

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: #Laughs A drunken blonde goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

: #Laughs |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon.

: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife." That'

: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

: #Laughs Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each

: #Laughs Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

: #Laughs An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short time he received the following

: #Laughs A drunken blonde goes into a bar.

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