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: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !

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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

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: #Laughs "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman.

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: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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: #Laughs How many Passive Aggressive P.D.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

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: #Laughs After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money."The agent replies, "Whoa there, just a mi

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and ....Sent by Jennifer

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an ele

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: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

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: #Laughs What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

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: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

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: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !

: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

: #Laughs "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman.

: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

: #Laughs Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

: #Laughs How many Passive Aggressive P.D.

: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

: #Laughs After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money."The agent replies, "Whoa there, just a mi

: #Laughs What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and ....Sent by Jennifer

: #Laughs Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an ele

: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

: #Laughs What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

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