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: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

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: #Laughs What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.

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: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

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: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

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: #Laughs Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

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: #Laughs Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond.

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: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

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: #Laughs Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.

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: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

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: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells

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: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

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: #Laughs This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking.

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: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

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: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

: #Laughs What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.

: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

: #Laughs Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

: #Laughs Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

: #Laughs Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.

: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

: #Laughs What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells

: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

: #Laughs This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking.

: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

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