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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fl

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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