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: #Laughs Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny.

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: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

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: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

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: #Laughs Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break.

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

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: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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: #Laughs Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being.

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: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

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: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

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: #Laughs I've got a new aardvark.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

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: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

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: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

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: #Laughs Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny.

: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

: #Laughs What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

: #Laughs Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

: #Laughs Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being.

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

: #Laughs I've got a new aardvark.

: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

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