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: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog.

: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

: #Laughs A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

: #Laughs Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

: #Laughs Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race.
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