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: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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: #Laughs If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a tw

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: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

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: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

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: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !

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: #Laughs Don't be sexist.

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: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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: #Laughs A wife was berating her husband.

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: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

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: #Laughs One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding.

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: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

: #Laughs If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a tw

: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !

: #Laughs Don't be sexist.

: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

: #Laughs A wife was berating her husband.

: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

: #Laughs One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding.

: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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