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: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

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: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

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: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

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: #Laughs A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned .

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

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: #Laughs Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For 0 an hour, s

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: #Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels d

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: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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: #Laughs Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

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: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

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: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

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: #Laughs |John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems.

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: #Laughs A woman is learning how to golf.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

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: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

: #Laughs A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned .

: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

: #Laughs Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For 0 an hour, s

: #Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

: #Laughs A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels d

: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

: #Laughs Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

: #Laughs |John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems.

: #Laughs A woman is learning how to golf.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

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