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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

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: #Laughs A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town.

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: #Laughs |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist.

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: #Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

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: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!

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: #Laughs "Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so.

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: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

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: #Laughs At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

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: #Laughs It was late one night and three guys just got done partying.

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: #Laughs Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law.

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

: #Laughs Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

: #Laughs A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town.

: #Laughs |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist.

: #Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!

: #Laughs "Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so.

: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

: #Laughs At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

: #Laughs It was late one night and three guys just got done partying.

: #Laughs Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law.

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