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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

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: #Laughs What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

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: #Laughs One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.

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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

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: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

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: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

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: #Laughs What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

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: #Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs Which day does a fish hate?Fryday

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

: #Laughs What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.

: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

: #Laughs What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

: #Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs Which day does a fish hate?Fryday

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