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: #Laughs What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

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: #Laughs 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely nor

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: #Laughs One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting.

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: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

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: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

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: #Laughs The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week.

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: #Laughs The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

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: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

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: #Laughs HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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: #Laughs What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tric

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs |I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.

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: #Laughs What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

: #Laughs 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely nor

: #Laughs One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting.

: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

: #Laughs The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week.

: #Laughs The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.

: #Laughs What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tric

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs |I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.

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