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: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

: #Laughs |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors w

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!

: #Laughs Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked.

: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

: #Laughs You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is "Does

: #Laughs Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.
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