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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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: #Laughs There were three guys talking in the pub.

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: #Laughs The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left.

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: #Laughs How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !

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: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

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: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!

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: #Laughs Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

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: #Laughs My wife invited some people to dinner.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

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: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs There were three guys talking in the pub.

: #Laughs The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left.

: #Laughs How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !

: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!

: #Laughs Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

: #Laughs My wife invited some people to dinner.

: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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