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: #Laughs "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier.

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: #Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

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: #Laughs A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart.

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: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

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: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.

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: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

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: #Laughs What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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: #Laughs |A father and son went fishing one day.

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: #Laughs |NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance.

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: #Laughs Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

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: #Laughs What's brown and sticky?A stick.

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: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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: #Laughs There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush.

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

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: #Laughs "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier.

: #Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

: #Laughs A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart.

: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

: #Laughs A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.

: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

: #Laughs What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

: #Laughs |A father and son went fishing one day.

: #Laughs |NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance.

: #Laughs Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

: #Laughs What's brown and sticky?A stick.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush.

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

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