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: #Laughs What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

: #Laughs There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"Then the dick said "Ya,

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

: #Laughs Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.

: #Laughs "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

: #Laughs Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being.

: #Laughs Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could

: #Laughs |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling.
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