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: #Laughs One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.

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: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere 0, the skull of Saint Patrick.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

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: #Laughs A blonde was filling out a job application form.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

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: #Laughs A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding.

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: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

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: #Laughs The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem.

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: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

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: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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: #Laughs Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.

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: #Laughs One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.

: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere 0, the skull of Saint Patrick.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

: #Laughs A blonde was filling out a job application form.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

: #Laughs A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding.

: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

: #Laughs The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem.

: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

: #Laughs Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.

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