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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

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: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

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: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

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: #Laughs "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do you two manage? And you even have kids!""We get along okay," her friend said.

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: #Laughs A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

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: #Laughs Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

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: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

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: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.

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: #Laughs Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forgetsome ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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: #Laughs Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

: #Laughs "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do you two manage? And you even have kids!""We get along okay," her friend said.

: #Laughs A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

: #Laughs Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

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: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.

: #Laughs Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forgetsome ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

: #Laughs Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

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