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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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: #Laughs Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

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: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

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: #Laughs Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks

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: #Laughs THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

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: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

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: #Laughs What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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: #Laughs A blonde tried to sell her old car.

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: #Laughs Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

: #Laughs Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

: #Laughs Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks

: #Laughs THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password.

: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!

: #Laughs A blonde tried to sell her old car.

: #Laughs Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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