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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting in the electric chair.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.

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: #Laughs What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.

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: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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: #Laughs What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

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: #Laughs One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

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: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

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: #Laughs Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long.

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: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

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: #Laughs |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

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: #Laughs |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud."An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

: #Laughs A man was sitting in the electric chair.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.

: #Laughs What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.

: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

: #Laughs What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

: #Laughs One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

: #Laughs Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long.

: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

: #Laughs |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

: #Laughs |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud."An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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