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: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

: #Laughs Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that

: #Laughs Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas.

: #Laughs Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

: #Laughs A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
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