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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

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: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

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: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

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: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

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: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

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: #Laughs |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

: #Laughs |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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