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: #Laughs What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

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: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

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: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

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: #Laughs Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the ph

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: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

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: #Laughs A couple just moved into hotel.

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

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: #Laughs What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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: #Laughs Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

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: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

: #Laughs Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the ph

: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

: #Laughs A couple just moved into hotel.

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

: #Laughs What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

: #Laughs Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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