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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

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: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

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: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

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: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one.

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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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: #Laughs Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

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: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one.

: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

: #Laughs Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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