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: #Laughs On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised fo

: #Laughs One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...

: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

: #Laughs Only in America do we chain .00 ink pens to the counter but leave our ,000 cars out in the driveway.

: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

: #Laughs A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The wife says, "how about Hanzel and Gretel?"Nah...they were white, her husband replied.Ok, how about Raggedy Ann and Andy?No way! They're white too an

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

: #Laughs |Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

: #Laughs Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!
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