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: #Laughs A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail.

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: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

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: #Laughs A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

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: #Laughs Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.

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: #Laughs How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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: #Laughs A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her t

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

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: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick.

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: #Laughs When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike.

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: #Laughs A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump.

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: #Laughs The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

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: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

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: #Laughs Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica

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: #Laughs The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Mr.

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: #Laughs A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail.

: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

: #Laughs A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.

: #Laughs How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

: #Laughs A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her t

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick.

: #Laughs When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike.

: #Laughs A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump.

: #Laughs The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

: #Laughs Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica

: #Laughs The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Mr.

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