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: #Laughs How to identify a Canadian driver:1.

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: #Laughs Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, "This p

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: #Laughs |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

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: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

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: #Laughs Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live fore

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: #Laughs A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some.

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: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

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: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

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: #Laughs "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

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: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

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: #Laughs |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10.

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: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

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: #Laughs Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star.

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: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

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: #Laughs Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.

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: #Laughs How to identify a Canadian driver:1.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, "This p

: #Laughs |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

: #Laughs Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live fore

: #Laughs A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some.

: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

: #Laughs "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist.

: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

: #Laughs |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10.

: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

: #Laughs Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star.

: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

: #Laughs Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.

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