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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

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: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

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: #Laughs How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

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: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

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: #Laughs Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next

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: #Laughs What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

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: #Laughs |"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means: UnreliableAverage looking means: You figure this one outBeautiful means: Pathological liarCommitm

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: #Laughs YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs St.

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: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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: #Laughs There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

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: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

: #Laughs How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.

: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

: #Laughs Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next

: #Laughs What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

: #Laughs |"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means: UnreliableAverage looking means: You figure this one outBeautiful means: Pathological liarCommitm

: #Laughs YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

: #Laughs There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

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