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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?

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: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

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: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

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: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

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: #Laughs |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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: #Laughs After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

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: #Laughs |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

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: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

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: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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: #Laughs A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

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: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

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: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?

: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

: #Laughs |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

: #Laughs After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

: #Laughs |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

: #Laughs A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

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