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: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

: #Laughs A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer's name.One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, "That's the first time I've ever ha

: #Laughs When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank.

: #Laughs The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!"The boss replies : " My wife used to live there ! "The protege quickly res

: #Laughs Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson

: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

: #Laughs A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms."Now, class.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although

: #Laughs Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.
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